Player characters: Player Maps

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are sitting around talking. Socialism says he needs to do an errand and goes off. Three hours later he returns carrying a small package.

“What took you so long?” asks Capitalism.

“I had to buy some sausage, and there was a long line,” Socialism explains.

“What’s a line?” asks Capitalism.

And Communism inquires, “What’s sausage?” — Soviet joke (Meltdown: Inside the Soviet Economy)